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1. (xbox 360) (3777↑, 1202↓)
The first of the next generation consols. Im not sure why there is this big fight over sony lovers and xbox lovers, why not just buy both the Xbox 360 and the PS3? Who cares if you like one more than the other, doesn't mean that your gonna go to hell or anything if you use both\! Grow up people, both with be twice as fun.

I actually like sony more, but who cares im still getting both. Why Not?

Author: swass marks the spot http://xbox-360.urbanup.com/1260386
2. (xbox 360) (1748↑, 261↓)
An x-box once fully rotated

Tiffany: When Bob rotated his x-box, it was like totally an xbox 360.

Author: samthemanwiththecan y'all http://xbox-360.urbanup.com/2946051
3. (xbox 360) (1474↑, 571↓)
The funnest system ever, but breaks down too much.

I love the xbox 360. Im on my third one in under two years\!

4. (xbox 360) (832↑, 173↓)
microsoft's new house heater

damn this is a cold winter, glad i got my xbox 360 to keep me warm

5. (Xbox 360) (1042↑, 664↓)
Microsoft's next generation console; rivals the Sony [Playstation 3] and [Nintendo Revolution]. New features include: - Improved performance and graphics - Upgraded [Xbox Live] (Free silver account for activities like text & voice messaging, video chat / Subscription Gold account for online game multiplayer) - Detachable hardrive - Every single game in high definition with at least Xbox Live Aware - Wireless controller featuring a power/Xbox Live button - Interchangeable face plates - Compatibility with MP3 players (such as [iPod]) - Backwards compatibility with most Xbox games (v.i.a emulation) When released, the Xbox 360 will employ the most powerful graphics chip ever created. ATi (Xbox 360's [GPU] supplier) boasts that the Xbox 360's unified shader architecture allows the console to run at 100% efficiency, while previous consoles ran anywhere at 50% to 70% efficiency. While the PS3 employs more brute strength, the Xbox 360's streamlined processing will allow for overall better performance than the [PS3]. With the fact that Xbox 360 is such a multifunctional media hub, Microsoft hopes that the Xbox 360 will appeal even to consumers who are not gamers. Xbox 360 is unique from [PS3] and [Nintendo Revolution] in that it is really focusing on Xbox Live, and taking online play to the next level.

Xbox 360 is the first of what will become the next generation of consoles.

6. (Xbox 360) (610↑, 404↓)
The next-gen console from Microsoft, successor of the Xbox.

I might buy an Xbox 360.

7. (xbox 360) (362↑, 158↓)
a console made by microsoft that gets 3red lights of death 1 day after warranty goes out

nemo:dude,can i come over to pay some xbox 360? jon: no microsoft hates me :(

8. (Xbox 360) (224↑, 97↓)
Device that was improperly designed for whatever it was originally supposed to do which currently serves a niche purpose as heat source in impoverished homes. However, the object requires a substantial amount of electricity to operate and will eventually overheat itself if not burning down the domicile first, rendering it as a cost-ineffective short-term solution. Manufacturers disguise this by making the overheating component produce shiny, detailed, interactive moving pictures as a pretext for not fixing the defective part, but the additional pieces needed to use this feature are also cost-ineffective and easily damaged. The U.N. had contracted 20 shipments to deliver to Africa as heat generators/food cookers but reneged when the initial shipment combusted en route. As of 2008 the machine is still outperformed in reliability, cost and supply by the obsolete technology known as wood, which is powered by sunlight and friction as well as various readily available peripherals. The manufacturers have not yet devised a strategy to deal with this new development.

Xbox 360

9. (Xbox 360) (429↑, 328↓)
The new gaming console from Microsoft, it has a similar amount of power to the upcoming [PS3]. Generally recognised as a fine gaming machine, with a good variety of games and developer support.

Both John Carmack of [ID software] (makers of [Doom] and [Quake]), and the head of Team Ninja Mr Itagaki ([Dead or Alive], [Ninja Gaiden]), have professed prefering to develope for the Xbox 360 over any other next-generation consoles.

10. (XBox 360) (155↑, 59↓)
A touch-activated blender used primarily to grind up $60 CDs.

Best Buy Clerk: "Would you like to buy the warranty for scratched videogames for $4.99?" [XBox 360] Owner: "Yes" [XBox 360]: "GRRRRRCHUCKCHUCKCHUCKGRRRRR"

Author: theLordoftheDance http://xbox-360.urbanup.com/3441879
11. (Xbox 360) (432↑, 352↓)
1. The Successor to the Xbox 2. The source of consternation to all [Nintendo] and [Sony] fanboys who continue to call it a [Tampon] even though they're 9 years old and have never seen one before. 3. The source of much irritation from [Microsoft] because they couldn't keep anything about it a secret.

[Dark Lord Bill] said nothing about releasing those pictures yet\!\!\!

12. (Xbox 360) (369↑, 307↓)
bill gates' next device of torture unleashed upon planet earth.

oh no, here comes bill gates.

13. (Xbox 360) (135↑, 77↓)
A system released by Microsoft to attempt to get them a lot more money. Although the system is cheaper then the PS3 you actually end up spending double the cost of a PS3 in full since you have to buy all of the things a PS3 would come with standard.

Person 1: Haha I saved a lot of money buying my Xbox 360 compared to your PS3 Person 2: No you didn't. You went out and bought over 500 dollars worth of accessories for your Xbox 360 that my PS3 comes with standard.

14. (Xbox 360) (198↑, 141↓)
When you play this thing too much it will hate you and blowu up in your face. It will also sound like a Yeti if you tilt it in any diretion while standing up. It will also blow up after playing to much GRAW or any other super wack off game.

P1: Hey my xbox 360 blew up P2: You want to know why? P1: Sure P2: You wacked off to it too muc now go outside and do something else beside staying inside all damn day\!\!

Author: BEAN MASTER 5000 http://xbox-360.urbanup.com/1854753
15. (xbox 360) (217↑, 177↓)
A horrible console invented by Microsoft that is defended by tons of fanboys. Known to overheat, melt discs, and cause the ring of death. Not to mention, Gears of war sucks, and same to halo.

Bill: "Hey, I just bought a xbox 360" Tom : "Really? Let's go play" Bill: "Srry, it broke already" Tom: "WTF"

16. (xbox 360) (45↑, 10↓)
a next gen gaming console that actually has overcome racism.

"xbox 360: Black one is called Elite"

17. (xbox 360) (52↑, 20↓)
1. An adequate gaming console released by Microsoft, which supports online play and a variety of game genres. In competition with the Sony Playstation 3 and Nintendo Wii. 2. The largest cause of hate spam between Sony and Microsoft fanboys, who generally can't think of any insults aside from slanging matches.

1. Halo is a game released for Xbox 360. It has online play. 2. Ps3 Fanboy: OMFGBBQ XBOX 360 IS SHIT METAL TAMPON IT IS PWNED BY PS3\! 360 Fanboy: OMFG PS3 HAS TERRIBLE ONLINE AND FAIL GRAPHICS IT SUCKS BALLS\! Note: To replace any arguement concerning the difference between ps3 and 360, copypasta away.

18. (Xbox 360) (59↑, 30↓)
Depending on who you are, this is either one; the greatest game console ever, or two; a piece of shit. The 360 is a good game console, and is financially a better choice that the PS3 considering that its a hundred bucks cheaper. On the down side, it has cooling problems, which can lead to the Red Ring of Death. Their are three different types of the 360 available; the Arcade, which doesn't come with a hard drive, the Pro system which comes with a 60GB hard drive, and the mighty Elite with comes with a nice 120GB hard drive and black finish. The 360's main competitor is the PS3. Many people seem to think that the PS3 has better graphics, but they are really about the same. The real facts about the PS3 that make it better than the 360 are that it has a lower failure rate and it is slightly more powerful. The 360 is better than the PS3 in the fact that it's cheaper, and has more available games. Overall, each system has its own strengths and weaknesses. Owning a Xbox 360 can be much like gambling. You're either lucky, or not lucky.

Tim: Wanna play Halo 3? Frank: Sorry, I can't. My Xbox 360 got the RROD and I just bought it last week\! Tim: Are you serious? I've had mine since it was first released, and it's still running like it's brand new\!

19. (Xbox 360) (30↑, 10↓)
One of the leading causes for male & female relationships

Jenny: Hey baby do you want to go out tonight? Bob: No thanks I gotta play Xbox 360 all night with more of my xbox nerd friends, but we can have sex later. Jenny: UGH

20. (Xbox 360) (102↑, 85↓)
1. Microsoft. 2. The only game system possible of killing with the RROD. 3. The system that spazzes when you put it vertically. 4. The system in which Halo 3 was released, making it almost the best system, in which the PS3 was claimed to "Pwn it hard" 5. A game system that Bill Gates used some of his $57.5 billion to make 6. The system that people are filing a lawsuit against. 7. YOU DIE\!

1. "Mommy i got an Xbox 360 from my friend" "Good job. Microsoft" 2."AHHH RED RING OF DEATH\!\!\! MAKE IT STOP\!\!\! (*Grabs sledgehammer*) destroys the xbox 360 3. "I will try my Xbox 360\!\!\! (*CHHHHHH*) aw damn it my Xbox ruined Call of Duty 4. 4. "Lets play halo 3\!" Other Kid: "Let's play Guitar Hero for ps3\!" Halo 3 kid gets shot, and sony removes his body from the premises, therefore stating that ps3 was good.

Author: Adam E, and Alex Y. http://xbox-360.urbanup.com/3053400
21. (xbox 360) (21↑, 13↓)
The only games console with a melting point below room temperature

person 1: My Xbox 360 melted yesterday person 2: Was it in a room? person 1: Yes person 2: That'll be why then

22. (Xbox 360) (19↑, 13↓)
The poor man's PS3. The hooker standing on the corner thats really a guy.

Person 1: Dude I just got a brand new Xbox 360\! Person 2: Meh.

23. (xbox 360) (19↑, 13↓)
A ok gaming console, cheap, and good multiplayer games. Sounds like a jet plane taking off when on for more than 10 minutes.

Tom: Omg, do you lve near the airport? Jim: No its my Xbox 360.

Author: vartankarjakian http://xbox-360.urbanup.com/4829227
24. (xbox 360) (10↑, 6↓)
A fancy boat anchor that has a self-destruct mode

You ready to go fishing, yeah I just need to get my xbox 360 4 what we need an anchor

25. (Xbox 360) (4↑, 2↓)
The official game console of Generation Y. Behind the Wii in sales but above the PS3 in sales, making it the 2nd place console of the 7th gen of consoles. The 360 was released in 2005, and since then everyone and their mother has one of these damn things even if they don't have games for it. It's a pretty good console, despite the [Red Ring Of Death] or [RRoD] and the fact the Microsoft charges you to even touch the button to power on the damn thing. The controller is great, and the online community is large and active but is nothing but a place for asshole [13 year olds] and [bro-dudes] to spread their racist homophobic shit. It's also the stoners console of choice, and where 3rd party games sell the best.

Xbox 360 might have many problems but is still a pretty good console.

26. (Xbox 360) (3↑, 1↓)
(n.) A item that works perfectly fine as long people don't leave the damn thing on 24/7, and then seem so surprised that their xbox overheated and got the red ring of death. The item also seems to attract a lot of unwanted critiscism and insults from sony fanboys who bought a shitty system, now ashamed about it, and decide to speak shit about xbox to make PS3 look awesome.

Person 1: You got a xbox 360? Dumbass\! Your going to get the red ring of death\! Person 2: Nah, I am going to turn it off when I am done, so it will be fine. Person 1: Well xbox live got shut down for 7 weeks once\! Thats nothing compared to the PSN outage for a month\! Person 2: Yeah your right, xbox live was shut down 7 weeks before it existed.

27. (Xbox 360) (12↑, 10↓)
A video games console that will die, eventually. The second generation of Microsoft's video games system, Xbox. It is cool, enjoyable and a successful attempt from Microsoft except the fact that it will eventually die. There are several causes of death: a heart attack (RRoD in term of the 360), E 74 error, overheating that causes RRoD...etc.

"Dude, my Xbox 360 died last night. The cause of death is (a heart attack) RRoD'. The good news is I think a can use it as disco lights from now on." "E 74 killed my 360. Curse you Microsoft\!"

28. (Xbox 360) (9↑, 8↓)
Microsoft's latest in total crap. 58% breakdown rate within a year. Gets red ring of death approximately every 16.31 seconds. If you buy it, you will probably end up using it as a paperweight. Totally overrated.

Guy 1: Just got a new xbox 360 Guy 2: Cool lets go play it 5 MINUTES LATER Guy 1: This is awesome\!\!\! (Breaks) Guy 2: Aww.... that sux Guy 1: I guess it wasn't a total waste of money. Now I have a new Paperweight\!

29. (xbox 360) (1↑, 1↓)
A [gaming console] associated with [microsoft]. The name and logo is derived from the [playstation] controller, where there is an "X", a square or "Box". a circle or "360" and a green triangle that gives the name its color.

or maybe it was that [sony] decided that the controller buttons had to be derived from the name of the Xbox 360.

Author: PS3 or XBox 360 http://xbox-360.urbanup.com/6241742
30. (Xbox 360) (2↑, 2↓)
The \#1 leading cause of break-ups in the world.

Girl: Wanna go out for dinner tonight honey? Guy: NO\!\!\! XBOX 360 IS WAAAAAAAAAAY MORE IMPORTANT\!\!\!

31. (Xbox 360) (37↑, 40↓)
The icon of most American Teenagers, a 7th generation console with decent games and decent graphics. A overrated success for Microsoft, the slowly dying Computer company held at mercy by Apple, Nintendo, and Sony.

-Wow I love my Nintendo Wii games, but the graphics suck. -And I love my PS3 graphics, but the games are limited and boring. -Hey\! How about we play Xbox 360 that I got at WalMart\!\!\! -Yay\!\!\! Now we have games and graphics that we can't complain about or compliment\!\!\!

32. (Xbox 360) (2↑, 6↓)
easily the worst console in current gen. PS3 in second and Wii in \#1 the 360mis so stupid you have to pay for wifi(known as live on the console) it's freaking microsoft and you haave to pay for freaking internet?\! stupid.

xbox 360 is terrible as all hell

Author: microsoft hater nintendo lover http://xbox-360.urbanup.com/5909044
33. (xbox 360) (24↑, 28↓)
a complete MIND SUCK. if you're sitting on an xbox all day, you clearly suck \@ life and need to stop wasting your time "killing nazi zombies"

i orgasm on xbox 360 because im a disgusting narrow-minded addict.

34. (xbox 360) (38↑, 42↓)
a 'games console' used by wannabe 5 year old gamers. Usually when people have a xbox 360 and you ask them wats better about xbox 360s than ps3s they say the games and graphics are better. Well thats total bullshit because they probably havent come in a distance of 100 metres of a PS3.

Sean: Yay I got an Xbox 360\! Matt: Die in a hole.

35. (Xbox 360) (66↑, 70↓)
Xbox 360 a.k.a. Xbox please fix me, xbox 3shitty or fagbox3shitty. One other the suckiest next-gen counsel(behind the wii). The system that only cheap ass americans buy. Almost completely non existent in japan. Only have to good games for it which are halo3 (the most overrated game in gaming history) and gears of war 2 which is exactly the same as gear of war 1. The console that overheats, scratches discs, won't read games, freezes, makes a lot of noise, shuts off during gameplay, and display several different error messages. Also, the most expensive console on the market. Must buy pricy firt party add-ons. No harddrive, no wifi, no standard rechargeable controller, no HD player, no games. The only good thing about xbox is xbox live but you have to pay $50 a year to receive this service. Also, the most un-innovative system out. Must steal ideas from other consoles. In short, the xbox just sucks.

Douchbag \#1 yo, can I come over to play ur xbox 360 cuz mine is broke. Douchbag \#2 na, dude mine is broke too. Besides there are no good games to play. Douchbag\#1 damn dude, that a good point.....maybe we should buy a ps3 Douchbag\#2 na dude, I'm too much of a prick to buy one.

36. (xbox 360) (69↑, 73↓)
A shitty attempt to make a console system by microsoft. Good games include:

gamer 1: Hey did you play xbox 360 yesterday? gamer 2: No, I just went a bought a PC that's 10x better than an xbox 360 and bought all the games that are on the 360 for the PC, but better versions, and way cheaper, and much easier to play. gamer 1: I'm so stupid for buying a 360...

37. (Xbox 360) (33↑, 39↓)
A complete and utter piece of technological Shite. If not properly maintained, this console WILL crash in no more than One and a Half (182.5 days)years.

disgruntled XBOX 360 gamer: "hey man, my second 360 just Red Ringed, and my warrenty Expired six months ago, while it was still in the store. I have no money to renew my warrenty, so what should I do?" PS3 owner: "Feed your XBOX 360 full of 5.56 rounds and get a Playstation 3. Ive had mine since they were first released and it works like a charm." Disgruntled XBOX 360 gamer: " Thanks for the advise, your a GENIOUS\!\!\! Stand back...."BANG BANG BANG...sizzle sizzle

Author: Maerunes Daegon http://xbox-360.urbanup.com/4234077
38. (Xbox 360) (0↑, 7↓)
The only box teenage boys would play with over their girlfriend's.

Girlfriend: Jake, I just got that new Lingerie I ordered from the Victorias Secret catalog, want to try it out? Jake (on xbox 360): Cant you see I'm about to prestige here woman\!

39. (xbox 360) (15↑, 22↓)
a piece of shit console that gets the red rings of death a month after you buy it it sucks

i had a xbox 360 one it sucked got the rrod in 2 weeks

Author: xballinnonstopx http://xbox-360.urbanup.com/4887258
40. (Xbox 360) (108↑, 115↓)
A junky fucking game system that isn't worth a penny. It breaks easily, horrible graphics, the graphics are blurry, junky look, shitty-ass controls, sucks like the xbox. PS3 rules\! Xbox 360 sucks ass\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Xbox and Xbox 360 sucks ass\! PS3 rules\!

Author: Shelby A and Sabrina http://xbox-360.urbanup.com/2344518
41. (Xbox 360) (178↑, 185↓)
A Superhigh next generation console, successor to the Xbox 359. You will also need to be earning a 12 figure salary to even afford one, not only that though the power pack will be roughly the size of a small nuclear power plant as in all previous 359 consoles it has got bigger everytime.

Yapstarr: You seen those new Xbox 360's? Shorty P: As if, i only just got an Xbox 359 a few months ago.

42. (xbox 360) (129↑, 137↓)
I don't get it, they make an overpriced paperweight and now they come with a new paper weight that looks different but costs more. Microsoft's paperweights are too damn pricey. Find a damn brick somewhere and use that to keep your papers from flying away.

A brick doesn't look as fancy or cool but it gets the job done and you can save a ton of money. It's light enough to move out of your stack of papers and heavy enough to keep the paper from flowing away. Throw away your xbox or xbox 360 and get a brick.

43. (Xbox 360) (36↑, 45↓)
Something that makes you turn 360 degrees and walk away

Why do they call it the Xbox 360? Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

44. (xbox 360) (28↑, 37↓)
a piece of shit game console invented by microsoft,has like five billion problems with it and has terrible graphics and its controller looks like bill gates cock

gamer:lets go play halo at my house on my xbox 360 cool guy:fuck no u faggot imma go play uncharted 2 on my ps3 gamer:u suck cool guy:fuck u say\! *punch in da face*

45. (xbox 360) (7↑, 16↓)
This can only occur if you have a girlfriend that is short enough for you to see the tv while she is sitting on your cock. Once you start playing xbox 360 you spin her 360 degrees using you cock as a pivot point.

That xbox 360 gave me a pretty bad rash.

46. (Xbox 360) (74↑, 83↓)
The First and Worst addition to the next Gen Race. Sort of looks like a inverted pussie with a soccer ball in it. Sometimes reffered to as an xsucks 360.

OMG\! AN INVERTED PUSSIE\! WITH A SOCCER BALL SHOVED IN IT\! oh wait... thats an xsucks 360... eh, uh, xbox 360

47. (Xbox 360) (132↑, 141↓)
Nothing more than a Xbox will improved visuals. See [Xbox 1.5].

Xbox 360 maintains the same gameplay experience as Xbox, PS2, and Gamecube.

48. (xbox 360) (90↑, 100↓)
The worst console of this generation. Expect bricking, no games, and loads of false promises. Stay away from. Buy a Wii or Playstation 3 instead.

Tom: "Did you buy a Xbox 360?" Bill: "No, I don't buy piles of shit compressed into a box"

49. (xbox 360) (80↑, 97↓)
1. The suckiest Next-Gen console Ever. 2. The Game console pwned by the PS3 and Wii. 3. Another reason for Bill Gates to put more money in his pocket rather then loaning out for the American Public.

Actually, I like the Xbox 360, it makes awesome firewood.

50. (Xbox 360) (106↑, 123↓)
The successor to Microsoft's Xbox. Set to be released this November. Will be the first next-gen console out on the market.

Microsoft thinks that being the first console out will make them the winner in the next-gen console wars, but it takes more than just being the first out the door to be proclaimed the winner (just look at what happened to the Dreamcast). They're gonna learn the hard way. Sony will crush them like little bitch ass roaches.

51. (xbox 360) (219↑, 238↓)
A respected console with great games and a low price that makes it attract more people than just rabid fanboys. It clearly understands that the main purpose of game consoles is to actually play games, instead of sucking cash out of people's wallets with fancy-ass, Ferrari-priced video players and snail-paced web browsers. Of course, if you want the 360 to be an all-purpose media center, you can buy some optional accessories to give it that ability. Basically, with the 360, you get a great gaming/media experience, and you don't need a 7-digit salary to do so.

Nearly all of the good games on the ps3 can be found on the xbox 360.

52. (xbox 360) (17↑, 37↓)
takes away all your boyfriends time, stupid game system, includes games like COD: MW2 (lame) and Rock Band 2 (which is okay), devours any teenage guys time

Morgan: Jeremy, are you STILL playing your [xbox 360]? Jeremy: um no... (cod mw2 sounds heard) Morgan: yes you are, you liar\! were through\!\!\!\! Jeremy: NO BABY\! (morgan hangs up) Jeremys Mom: maybe if you talked to the girl instead of playing that stupid game, maybe youd still have her

Author: im awesomee \!\!\!\!\!\!\! http://xbox-360.urbanup.com/4394153
53. (xbox 360) (16↑, 39↓)
the most bad ass gaming console ever made in the history of gaming. better than ps3 and the wii and will remain on top till they make a new one

i have an xbox 360 and its better than u gay ps3

54. (Xbox 360) (52↑, 75↓)
The best next gen gaming console, due to a great game selection and especially Xbox Live. [PS3] and Xbox 360 have similar graphics, but the Xbox's online gameplay is what makes it superior. Until [PS3] finds their version of Xbox Live, the 360 will stay on top. The only downfall of Xbox 360 is the bad software, resulting in the [red ring of death].

Xbox 360 owner: YEAH\!\!\! I got 1000 achievement point on [Call of Duty]\! What you got? PS3 owner: Gay ass trophies.

55. (Xbox 360) (110↑, 134↓)
Quite possbily the worst name for a console ever. Looks like an [apple computer] with a Windows OS and a [bootlegged] PS2 controler. Will most likely come in second in the console race, third if microsoft [screwed the pooch] and did not make it backwards compatiable.

Jake- dude have you see the new Xbox....360 Ryan- fuck it dude, just call it [Xbox 2], But yeah i saw it, looks like Microsoft finally figured that a console large enough to trap small children in was a bad idea. Jake- Aye, looks like they once agian stole ideas from Apple, the bastards

56. (xbox 360) (53↑, 78↓)
Microsoft's next gen Xbox. Do you know why they call it the Xbox 360?

Do you know why they call it the Xbox 360? Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

57. (Xbox 360) (50↑, 76↓)
A console created by Microsoft and Bill Gates when they realized the Xbox wasn't bringing them enough money. The Xbox 360 has graphics that are only slightly better than the Xbox. Despite this, it is almost twice the price of an Xbox. This console will be primarily purchased by sheep who enjoy being brainwashed by big corporations. Smart people who wish to save their money will mod their xboxes and pirate free xbox games until the 360 drops in price. It should also be noted that this console was cheaply manufactured in China, and is sold to Americans for highway robbery prices, which explains the crashes and dreaded "screen of death."

Oh man. I paid $300 for an Xbox 360 and the graphics for DOA 4 don't look much better than DOA Ultimate\! I should have saved my money\!

58. (xbox 360) (132↑, 158↓)
A new gaming console coming soon from microsoft. It resembles a pc.

I saw the 30 minute preview about xbox 360 on mtv and it showed me how rich bill gates is to have paid 100 celebs to stand around and act like they all like xbox.

59. (Xbox 360) (117↑, 145↓)
The reincarnation of the Dreamcast. A video game console doomed from the start by lack of quality games, shortages, glitching, and malfunctions.

I bought an Xbox 360 but it broke after I pressed the power button.

60. (xbox 360) (62↑, 91↓)
A very powerful machine that rivals the upcoming PS3 and Nintendo Wii. There is huge split between fanboys as seen right here in urban dictionary. Who will win the console war? An quick analysis shows that PS3 (like PS2) is more likely to sell more consoles and sell more games. However, as said by many, online is the way to go. More and more games are coming as online games. Xbox has dominated and will continue to dominate The Playstation series in online games.

1: Hey what is better? 2: PS3 for offline, Xbox 360 for online, and Wii just to add to your collection 1: Are you saying that one doesn't have any offline games and the other only does? 2: No, that is just what they are known for. PS3 will have socom (and will be a great name if they go on the RIGHT path) and of course, xbox has games such as fable and ninja gaiden that are great offline and upcoming versions shall be as well.

Author: amateur analyzer http://xbox-360.urbanup.com/1813607
61. (Xbox 360) (25↑, 55↓)
The most superior of the next- gen game consoles available on the Australian market.

Do you own an Xbox 360? Yeah\! It is the most superior of all consoles.

62. (xbox 360) (5↑, 35↓)
A Superhigh next generation console, successor to the Xbox 359. You will also need to be earning a 12 figure salary to even afford one.

Yapstarr: You seen those new Xbox 360's? Shorty P: As if, i only just got an Xbox 359 a few months ago.

63. (xbox 360) (91↑, 121↓)
we all know its the best system out there because teh graphics are godly and it isnt 700 fucking dollars like the [PS3]. Even though it is the best system in terms of gaming, it breaks so damn easily that i turned it on and it broke. I though i got lucky when i bought one of the first xbox 360s that were all [glitchy] and mine didnt freeze, but then it broke a few months before my warranty expired. THANK GOD FOR THE ONE YEAR WARRANTY\!

I had an xbox 360 and it was the best gaming system ever...and then it broke after 9 months. It was gay.

Author: an xbox 360 fan http://xbox-360.urbanup.com/2077437
64. (xbox 360) (98↑, 130↓)
Next Gen console from Microsoft, proving that throwing money at designers to design a games console doesn't mean it will be any better than it's previous version. Key features include: Changable face plates to match your Nokia, changable colour schemes for your online shop, oh and maybe it plays games too. I wouldn't know, the Microsoft Conference was just about how this will 'make the living room a fun place with colourful GUIs' and crappy online features like, 'selling your own branded T Shirts to other XBox live gamers'

'Hey have you seen the XBox 360?' 'You mean XBox 2' 'No, they didnt want to call it that because then it would seem inferior to the PS3' 'No matter what they call it, it will always be inferior to the PS3'

65. (xbox 360) (73↑, 109↓)
The most amazing console ever. Totally put the beatdown on the sucktacular PS3. Also has fantastic online play. It has been known to greatly increase sex appeal.

Stupid guy: d00d i t0t411y g07 a p53 and n0w 1m s0 k3wl Smart guy: STFU, nub. Get a real console. *holds up Xbox 360*

66. (Xbox 360) (82↑, 118↓)
The best fucking machine ever invented, after the computer.

John- "I would rather play my Xbox 360 that have sex with Carmen Electra\!" Ralph- "Not sure I would do that, buddy."

67. (Xbox 360) (40↑, 76↓)
The xbox 360 is just an xbox with better graphics. It will fail miserablly and will once again succumb to Sony's Playstation series. The controllers suck because they aren't configured with any regard to the player's natural hold. It will again not produce enough games to even rival PS3. People just buy this console because they can't wait to save up enough money to purchase a PS3, they have a false belief that American products are of better quality than Japanese products, and lastly, these fools just have to have Halo 3.

The only reason I would buy a crap console such as Xbox 360 is to sell it on Ebay at a higher price to mindless idiots.

68. (xbox 360) (46↑, 82↓)
A wide spread epidemic which is leading to teenagers sitting in there damn houses all frigin day playing this amzaing console. It is the devil and i believe america will continue to get fatter if all these super sweet systems come out.

Friend: What are you doing today after school? You: Well guy i just got xbox 360 and xbox live hooked up and im gonna go home and pwn some people on call of duty 2. Friend: Are you sure you dont want to leave your house. I mean its only been 5 1/2 months since you came outside. You: Yeah im good.

Author: Haywood J Blowme http://xbox-360.urbanup.com/2049361
69. (Xbox 360) (78↑, 115↓)
God's gift to video games. All those who think it is a 400 dollar way to play Halo3 is retarded. The ps3 is a 600 dollar way to play...................... oh wait there are no games for the ps3. And any games they did have are availible for the 360 too and some are now exclusive to the 360.

The Xbox 360 pwns the Ps3. For the price if a PS3 you could buy a Wii and a 360.

70. (xbox 360) (137↑, 181↓)
an incredible, powerful sysytem will destroy sony and there gay butt sex ways it has so many capabilites just sony fans are to busy taking it up the ass while playing Jak 40 or some other faggot game and stuffin thousands dollars worth of confusing computer "cells" to notice

wats up man u gunna get an xbox 360 yea dude or a Wii but FUCK SONY

71. (xbox 360) (77↑, 121↓)
Basically Microsoft's next big fat console that allows blood-thirsty players to play blood-filled killing games. Will emulates incredible details and graphics of death, mutilation, blood, infiltration, conspiration, explosion, planet novas, killing and prostitution. You will have to choice between two packs: $300 for the console, a card, a wired controller and a frisbee, or the damn expensive so-good-its-from-microsoft $400 that contains everything you need in your life. Ideal for the asswhole family.

-hey man i cant wait for xbox360 to come out\!\!1 -what games are you looking for? -games?\! for cares about games look i can play my rap music while i shoot pedestrians in the head before their children -your sick -fuck you bitch look at those graphics you can see the organs falling out form their bodies\!\!1

72. (XBox 360) (44↑, 90↓)
A next-generation gaming system that will be competing with mostly the Nintendo Revolution. PS3 is out of the race. Not innovative in controls or gameplay but the graphics are slightly improved. Plus you get an arcade where you can buy bejeweled for 15 dollars, that's a deal\! Bottomline, It's last years Xbox with better graphics.

ZOMG, t's teh xbox 360 it teh roxx0rs look I bought pac-man for a dicount of a dollar for 19.99 that rox\!

73. (Xbox 360) (84↑, 131↓)
Console that that has slightly upgraded graphics over the Xbox (sorta like the PS2 when it came out over the PS1). Has a shitload of useless crap that no one will know how to use, but free xbox live is cool.

Xbox 360 looks like it will be a flop. Mainly because it has a lot of useless bells and whistles.

74. (Xbox 360) (92↑, 141↓)
the sequel to xbox, and will win the next consule race.

Dude the xbox 360 will totally whipe the floor with the ps3 and nintendo revolution.

75. (Xbox 360) (79↑, 134↓)
Microsofts New Console. see [sexy]

This is a silver box of wonders

76. (Xbox 360) (96↑, 158↓)
1)The next version of Xbox with slightly upgraded visuals and wireless controllers (see xbox 1.5). It was named 360 in order outdo Sony's PS3 (also known as PS2.5). 2)A giant mettalic tampon (that plays video games too\!)

1) Person 1: OMG Check out teh graphics on my Xbox 360 Person 2: Wow... That looks like it can be an Xbox game. Person 1: OMG WTF\!\! *slaps person 2* 2) Person 1: Sweet, check out my tampon... it plays videogames \!\! Person 2: Wow...

77. (Xbox 360) (148↑, 211↓)
biggest piece of shit ever manufactured in the history of gamming consoles. It looks like shit, smells like shit, and even tastes like shit. Sony's PS3 will pwn it, no questions asked. Not because its manufactured by Microsoft, but because its just shit.

the xbox 360 might just be good enough to wipe my ass with.

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78. (xbox 360) (118↑, 200↓)
Slang for [tampon]. The reason is because it LOOKS like it, its possibly aimed at female gamers in their peroids.

Now includes wireless peroids support

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79. (Xbox 360) (127↑, 210↓)
A next generation gaming console that will just rape sony and nintendo right up the ass because its made by microsoft. its features are those that cannot be beat by the gay little ps3 thingy (which by the way sucks the biggest assed donkey balls ever)and we all know the next halo alone will make more money than the ps3 because again the ps3 sucks huge donkey balls

bill-check out my X-BOX 360 ted-sweet i going to get one and sell my ps3 to some dusche bag on the internet that thinks the X-BOX 360 looks like a tampon and is really fuckin gay Bill-good idea we could sooooooooooo live without fags like that

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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